Zemdor
Conjuration cantrip
Casting Time: 1 action Range: Touch Components: V, S Duration: Instantaneous
You touch one nonmagical page of written material, such as a letter, form, or ledger sheet, no larger than 1 foot on a side. Two additional sheets of paper appear next to it. Each new sheet bears the same text, markings, layout, and blank spaces as the original at the moment you cast the spell, as well as an obvious watermark reading “Triplicate”.
The new sheets are ordinary nonmagical documents.
Mis-Spelling. When you cast this spell, the GM may choose to roll five d10. If all five rolls are 1, a massive explosion erupts centred on you. Each creature and object within 300 feet of you takes 6d6 fire damage, or half as much on a successful Dexterity saving throw against your spell save DC. You take this damage automatically with no save.
GM's Note: The mis-spelling clause is primarily designed to inflict hilarious consequences on a bureaucratic NPC. Use with care.
Ezrin's Notes
A very boring cantrip with a needlessly dramatic name. Suggested for inclusion by The Bursar, who notes it saves him “hours of copying forms”.
There's something vaguely ominous about this spell, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is. Odd.
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