Egregious Punnery
Enchantment cantrip
Casting Time: 1 action Range: Self (5-foot radius) Components: V Duration: Instantaneous
You unleash a pun so objectionable that nearby minds recoil in self-defence. Each creature within 5 feet of you that can hear you, including you, must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.
This spell’s damage increases by 1d4 when you reach 5th level (2d4), 11th level (3d4), and 17th level (4d4).
Ezrin's Notes
Sold to me by a bagpipe-playing dwarven bard. He seemed happy to be rid of the scroll.
Only cast if you are a sucker for PUNishment.
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